Go on, tell them I ate your homework. They’ll never believe you.
He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)
Fact: If there were a button I could press to make Sir Patrick Stewart a regular fake news correspondent I would never stop pressing it
True Detective, Season 1 Finale. Created by Nic Pizzolatto.
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